You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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