I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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