Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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