I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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