I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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