eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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