The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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