I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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