You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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