How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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