and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
