Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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