Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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