How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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