Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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