I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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