So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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