Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
No subtext here. People are naked.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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