I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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