He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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