so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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