Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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