soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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