We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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