i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
