I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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