She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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