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I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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