you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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