i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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