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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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