did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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