you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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