His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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