That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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