In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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