4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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