I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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