I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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