The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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