Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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