No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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