I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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