My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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