Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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