How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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