My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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