Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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