you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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