I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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