How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Come see our sink grown plant.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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