doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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