"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
