when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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