Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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